Booze + Boobs = one creative mind!
I think her cup just runneth over…
This morning I kept thinking of a theme for an upcoming wine-pairing dinner and decided to do a little research. I typed my search words into Google and came across and article/advertisement for a bra that actually holds booze. Want to go from an B cup to a D cup? no problem! Instead of surgery, just fill up the bladders and place them into WineRackTM — and viola! I guess the only thing you really have to be careful of is sprouting a leak, oh and hopefully you like your beverages at body temperature.
According to the website, the WineRack is a must have accessory for any serious d
rinker looking to turn a couple of heads while saving money. It states:
“Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels – not that you’ll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive…. as well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that’s hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid – that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage – talk about vino and va va voom!“
Fascinating the things people come up with! Check it out yourselves at: http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack?src_t=cat&src_id=party.
shut. up. LOL